The Tale of Captain Emberhook

It was said that Captain Emberhook could smell treasure on the wind.
No map, no compass — only that cursed gleam in her one good eye and a hand made of blackened iron.

“Gold is patient,” she’d whisper to her crew.
“But I am not.”

The Crimson Gull cut through the waves like a blade through silk, its sails stitched with crimson thread and old sea shanties. Rumor had it she once traded half her soul for a wind that never died — and judging by her speed, the bargain was good.


The Storm and the Siren

One night, beneath a sky split open by lightning, the crew heard singing.
Sweet, haunting, hungry singing.

  • The helmsman froze at the wheel.

  • The lookout dropped his spyglass.

  • Even the gulls fled the mast.

Emberhook only smiled, drew her cutlass, and said:

“If it’s a siren, then let her sing — I’ve got a song of my own.”


The Tale of Captain Emberhook (Compact - V2)

It was said that Captain Emberhook could smell treasure on the wind.
No map, no compass — only that cursed gleam in her one good eye and a hand made of blackened iron.

“Gold is patient,” she’d whisper to her crew.
“But I am not.”

The Crimson Gull cut through the waves like a blade through silk, its sails stitched with crimson thread and old sea shanties. Rumor had it she once traded half her soul for a wind that never died — and judging by her speed, the bargain was good.


The Storm and the Siren

One night, beneath a sky split open by lightning, the crew heard singing.
Sweet, haunting, hungry singing.

  • The helmsman froze at the wheel.

  • The lookout dropped his spyglass.

  • Even the gulls fled the mast.

Emberhook only smiled, drew her cutlass, and said:

“If it’s a siren, then let her sing — I’ve got a song of my own.”


The Tale of Captain Emberhook (V3 - Fine Print)

It was said that Captain Emberhook could smell treasure on the wind.
No map, no compass — only that cursed gleam in her one good eye and a hand made of blackened iron.

“Gold is patient,” she’d whisper to her crew.
“But I am not.”

The Crimson Gull cut through the waves like a blade through silk, its sails stitched with crimson thread and old sea shanties. Rumor had it she once traded half her soul for a wind that never died — and judging by her speed, the bargain was good.


The Storm and the Siren

One night, beneath a sky split open by lightning, the crew heard singing.
Sweet, haunting, hungry singing.

  • The helmsman froze at the wheel.

  • The lookout dropped his spyglass.

  • Even the gulls fled the mast.

Emberhook only smiled, drew her cutlass, and said:

“If it’s a siren, then let her sing — I’ve got a song of my own.”


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